*cackling*

Jan. 30th, 2015 07:11 am
xp_scorpion: (smirking)
Operation: Hire a flock of mimes to annoy Jubbertubbers HAS COMMENCED.
xp_scorpion: (Scorpion)
This just in: Frenchie is a bitch with no concept of fun.
xp_scorpion: (almost laughing)
It is seven in the fucking morning and we already have a two-for Tuesday here. I love punching people and tossing them out on their asses.
xp_scorpion: (almost laughing)
lol i don't think tabs likes the guys i keep sending her. and they're all so cute!

this msg has been brought to u by public embarrassment
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What the fuck happened to my plans for a quiet fucking birthday hanging out with Kurt?
xp_scorpion: (pale grin)
Okay, I know I don't do this shit often, but in my wonderful travels of WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT land, I stumbled on this wonderful thing. It even stars Ron Fucking Jeremy. And is called One-Eyed Monster. This has to be watched. By everyone.

I'm not even fucking kidding.
xp_scorpion: (pale grin)
Shit, I'm going to have to stop shopping at the Oddities store. They keep wanting to put me on that fucking show but at least the owners know I don't want any part of that shit. Which is good because they have the best thing.

To everyone I work with. There are pig hearts on your desk in jars of pig heart preservatives.

Me? I ate mine. And drank the juice.

And it was AMAZING.

...

Jun. 21st, 2012 09:16 am
xp_scorpion: (frizzy hair side half grin)
And now, a visual representation of the office the last few days:



I love this show.
xp_scorpion: (Scorpion)
Wade, you have ten fucking minutes to bring it back before I come and kill you.

Starting.

Now.
xp_scorpion: (bio-hazard)
I can't stop playing this fucking minecraft game. I blame YOU, Doug.
xp_scorpion: (seriously too much)
Okay, Netflix has Deadliest Warrior on it and I've been watching the fuck out of that show now.

But I have to wonder, since they're doing a Vampires vs. Zombies episode for their season finale if I should write and demand a fucking mutants vs. aliens. Because we'd so kick Marvin the Martian's ass all the way back to mars, am I right? 'Course I am.

Still wondering how the hell the Jesse James gang beat Al Capone, I mean, COME THE FUCK ON. THEY HAD TOMMY GUNS!
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Cammie: WIN
Kyle: LOSE

I am awesome. You totally lost.

Now, to the Cammiemobile! I am off like a prom dress!

...

Sep. 20th, 2010 11:37 pm
xp_scorpion: (braids)
I have no idea WTF this is, but I can't look away...

xp_scorpion: (hat glare)
Before I go down to the medlab, can someone else tell me I'm not going insane here? What's wrong with this picture? Besides the fact my webcam sucks.

Photobucket
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For Sale: One Roomate.

Twenty dollars or best offer.
xp_scorpion: (b&w over the shoulder)
So holy crap. Who woke me up earlier? I blame whoever was yelling for interrupting one of the best dreams ever.
xp_scorpion: (close up down)
Randomly, I r a High School Grad-U-Ate.

Like officially. And stuff.
xp_scorpion: (side grinning braids)


It's amazing what you can find online. And I can honestly say, I never aimed so high as gazebo theft.

FYI

Jul. 26th, 2009 09:48 pm
xp_scorpion: (close up down)
Okay, I just noticed this... Catseye said she was going to go out into the woods earlier and I haven't seen her since. I mean, I'm wandering around right now and haven't run into her.

Just a heads up so no one freaks out about her being AWOL. She can take care of herself, and I think she needs to have some space after the cat thing today.

Just a heads up, I guess.
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