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For Sale: One Roomate.

Twenty dollars or best offer.

Date: 2010-05-03 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Now, now. It's not nice to sell your roommate for cheap. You should at least hang out for a pricey offer.

That way you can afford your escape money when they come after you with pitchforks.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I can live on next to nothing. And it saves me a murder charge for musical reasons.

Date: 2010-05-03 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-quebecois.livejournal.com
What is she listening to?

Date: 2010-05-03 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Pop music. Vile, vile pop music.

Date: 2010-05-03 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Why are you selling Laura? Are you trying to sell her off to replace her for the new guy?

Date: 2010-05-03 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I could be.

I wouldn't have to, if you'd just come to terms with our love!

Date: 2010-05-03 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Because you wouldn't need to get rid of Laura if you were sneaking into my bed at night trying to give me a heart attack?

Date: 2010-05-03 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
It's not my fault you're so damn jumpy.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
It's not my fault you want to try to cuddle when I'm only wearing boxers!

Date: 2010-05-03 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I could wear a wet suit!

It'll be full of cuddling fun!

Date: 2010-05-03 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
I'm not entirely sure a wet suit is Ford-proof. Good call on the form fitting, though.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
We'll get one that is. And of course I will let you glory in the full awesome that is my curves.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
I've still got the drawing of you for the glory. I think that's probably more glory to bask in than a wet suit gives. Girls are hotter in oversized shirts and shorts and stuff like that anyway.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I will dress to please. Though I wonder what this means for my collection of awesomely fitting biker/punk girl attire.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
I don't think that stuff is ever comfortable to sleep in.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Hey, I've done it before. I don't even need a bed.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
See now I have images of you wearing all leather and sleeping on the floor next to the bed. It's kinda weird.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
But I could do it, and you wouldn't have to worry about rolling over and getting me by accident.

And I'd be there when you need me. (Nakedly.)

Date: 2010-05-03 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
I sleep real lightly when people are in bed with me. And probably if they're just in the room, too. I don't really think I'd roll over and decay off someone's face by accident, too paranoid.

I don't think I'm ever going to wake up and need you naked since I couldn't do a whole lot with a naked you. Well...uh, okay, we won't get into what I could do with a naked you.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
There are plenty things we could do that don't involve touching. Just have to free your mind, or something.

Nakedly.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
There's plenty of things that do involve touching in a one way kind of way that are possible.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
See? My point exactly.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
See monogamy comment and off the table comment in other guy's journal.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Blah blah blah. Allow me my little fantasy world. It's not like I'm getting any right now anyway.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Alright, well, in your fantasy world you can steal one of my hooded long sleeved shirts and find/borrow from me Kevin-proof PJ pants and sneak into bed with me when I'm not wearing much of anything and I'll promise not to decay anything off of you if you can try to not poison me in my sleep, okay?

Date: 2010-05-03 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Sounds like a great plan.

There shall be careful spooning in my mind.

Date: 2010-05-03 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
As long as you're little spoon we'll be fine.

Date: 2010-05-03 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-twenty-three.livejournal.com
She can go and have her way with you if she wants.

I'll tape it all~

Date: 2010-05-03 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-twenty-three.livejournal.com
You love me too much to sell me, really.

Date: 2010-05-03 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-twenty-three.livejournal.com
Naaaaaaaaaaah, I can tell you love me.

Date: 2010-05-04 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
If you define love as the unending desire to yield physical pain, I adore you endlessly.

Date: 2010-05-04 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-twenty-three.livejournal.com
Aw <3

My heart melts by your toxic affection.

Date: 2010-05-04 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
You're thinking too small, kid.

Pretty sure you could sell her back as a science experiment or something.

Heard it runs in the family.

Date: 2010-05-04 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Yeah, but I was kind of a science experiment too. (Maybe. Crazy mom, hard to tell.)

But you think? Maybe raise it to 50. Fifty and a broken fucking boom box. Anything to avoid a murder charge when I end up suffocating her cheerful ass with a pillow.

(No, anyone else reading this, I am not really going to murder Laura. If I was I wouldn't announce it here.)

But bigger is good. I will take this idea of yours and I will ponder it.

Date: 2010-05-04 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-twenty-three.livejournal.com
Mom would be proud.

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