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Sep. 20th, 2010 11:37 pm
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I have no idea WTF this is, but I can't look away...

Date: 2010-09-21 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Pretty sure that's a gay retarded llama. Also like two minutes of my life I'm never getting back. You owe me one concussion so I can make like Logan and injure myself into amnesia.

Date: 2010-09-21 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Come here and get one. And know that I've lost minutes of my life to this rainbow fucking monstrosity too.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, it's like 1am. I have totally a morning class. You can concuss tomorrow after I'm done being responsible and shit.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Fuck responsibility. This is why you don't take classes that start before noon.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Nah, see I get my stuff done before 2 then I have all day to do whatever like get concussed or save the world or have sex.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Fuck! I want to hear NOTHING about you having sex EVER.

My things all are after one, and mix in with my work simply so I can rot my brain with this crap at one in the fucking morning. I think I have more balls than you do.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Shyeah right. You know you like it.

Dude, I get up at 6 and go for a five mile run. My balls are like massive and awesome. It takes serious stones to do that later in the year when it's fucking cold out and they're trying to crawl back up inside.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Oh, poor baby. Having to run in the cold, cold morning. I'm not even going to tell you what I do to prove I have balls. I don't think you could take it. But do keep pretending you have massive ones. It's cute.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, drinking drano in front of dumbass fratboys doesn't count if you like the stuff. Which reminds me, hey, we were testing some new stuff to clear the drains in the guys' locker room down in the basement and it didn't work so well but there's some left. Do you want it?

And not having to. Dude, it's what I do for waking up and fun. I don't see you pushing yourself to be more awesome, which is why I am way more awesome than you are.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Sure, I'll take it. Gimme Gimme. Always looking for new chemicals. And I don't do this shit in front of fratboys. Fratboys are pussies. My "friends" are all bikers and punks.

You don't see me pushing myself to more hardcore awesome because you don't come and watch me get my ass handed to me weekly by one of the most evil men alive today. Who has bigger balls than both of us, but that's a different story.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, Logan tapes that crap. I watch it on replay. It's totally like my saturday morning cartoons only without the cartoons and more with laughing at you having to do pushups.

Date: 2010-09-21 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Oh, well, that's nice crap to know. I'm glad you enjoy tapes of me doing pushups. Must be like porn to you. But you know what? Can't touch this. I'm sorry.

But it's nice to know you get off to watching me be more manly than you.

Date: 2010-09-21 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
So you had to try to get everyone else to watch it, too?

Date: 2010-09-22 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
It's what I do. It stole some of my life, so I can get that back by making it steal yours.

Date: 2010-09-22 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
Didn't work on me, so sad.

Date: 2010-09-22 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
That's okay. You don't have any life worth stealing.

Date: 2010-09-22 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
Right... oh wait, am I supposed to be hurt by that comment? Or say something similar to you? No on both counts.

Date: 2010-09-23 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Awww, you're no fun. Of course, this assumes it's actually worth it to bait you in the first place.

Date: 2010-09-21 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
I figured it didn't do anything but bounce around and I didn't want to waste two minutes of my life watching whatever that is do absolutely nothing, so I skimmed through it by basically watching it in fast forward.

And you think I find weird stuff!

Date: 2010-09-22 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-quebecois.livejournal.com
You find the strangest things, mon ami.

Date: 2010-09-22 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
What can I say? It's a gift. A scary, evil, gift.

Date: 2010-09-22 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
I take your final boss of the Internet and bring you Charlie the Unicorn.

Date: 2010-09-22 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
I feel this is the only way I can respond to that.

Edited Date: 2010-09-22 10:42 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-09-22 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Only thing I can say is... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Oh, and this:

Date: 2010-09-22 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
It's a pity Doug is asleep, he's even worse then I am with 'shit I found on the Internet'

I see your singing He-man and give you singing Spock.

Date: 2010-09-22 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Look, I found what Kyle does when no one else is looking! (Okay, it's not really him, but it looks close enough...)

Date: 2010-09-22 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Dude...I wonder if Kyle has a long lost younger brother or something. Also, what we currently are.

Date: 2010-09-22 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Indeed. That's why I find stuff like THIS:

Date: 2010-09-22 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Okay, that's just crazy. Obviously we both need a Doctor.

Date: 2010-09-22 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Look, you can take your doctor all you want. I'm going to go get a bear and an ice cream truck:

Date: 2010-09-22 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Could be worse, you could be this kid

Date: 2010-09-22 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Anything's better than ending up like this:

Date: 2010-09-22 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Well that's just depressing. Luckily, we have moments of sheer awesome like this:

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