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Shit, I'm going to have to stop shopping at the Oddities store. They keep wanting to put me on that fucking show but at least the owners know I don't want any part of that shit. Which is good because they have the best thing.

To everyone I work with. There are pig hearts on your desk in jars of pig heart preservatives.

Me? I ate mine. And drank the juice.

And it was AMAZING.

Date: 2012-07-21 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Thank you, but I am incapable of cooking without ruining food. I have a jar of old olives I found in the kitchen fridge if you want to make pig juice martinis for yourself.

Date: 2012-07-21 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Just keep the heart and stare at it. It can replace the one you don't have. Since pigs are supposed to be close to humans or something like that.

Date: 2012-07-21 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Would you like a drawing of it? It is -fascinating- to draw.

Date: 2012-07-21 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com
They can't put you on any show if you don't sign the permission form. Probably still annoying to have them keep asking, though.


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