*cackling*

Jan. 30th, 2015 07:11 am
xp_scorpion: (smirking)
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Operation: Hire a flock of mimes to annoy Jubbertubbers HAS COMMENCED.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Cry havok, and let loose the mimes of war!
Edited Date: 2015-01-30 01:22 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-01-30 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
You may be laughing now but they will strike terror into your very soul. With their mime hands.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Is that like the touch of death? Cause dude, clowns are known for that shit. You might want to answer your door.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Who said fuck all about clowns? These are mimes. They're a lot more evil. And I'll answer the door when I'm good and ready.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
They wait in the shadows, watching you, ever hungry, ever seeking that which they do not have.

The Clownton of the Opera is there, outside your door.

Why is there a mime dressed as a flowerpot? That makes no sense, dude.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Look, I just hired them to fuck with you. I'm not responsible for lost or broken mimes.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
I'll remind out twitcher residents not to shoot them. I appear to be stuck in an invisible box.

Hmm. I think I need to study haiku.

Also, don't forget to open the important package I left for you.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Oh you little fucking bitch. I will fucking murder you with the glitter you shoved in this tube.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
I am totes not laughing, I promise. You may have to get past the mimes. I've almost convinced them to take me to their leader.

Date: 2015-01-30 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Then you'll all die together.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Now, now. Violence against mimes is banned by the Geneva convention - mostly because it's the only job crappy acting students can get during the summer.

Won't somebody think of the mediocre students?

Date: 2015-01-30 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
It is my educated opinion as a security analyst that the mimes pose a serious risk to the security of our operation. I'm showing them all out the door now. If you try to bring them back, I might actually shoot them. Fair warning.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Why don't you just poison her and save me a bullet?

Date: 2015-01-30 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
She leads the mimes now. Fucking shoot her, asshole!

Date: 2015-01-30 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
You fucking shoot her. The mimes are gone. I locked the door.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Oh fuck you, I suck ass with guns. You have one, and she got glitter all over my everything. Shoot her! Or, you know, replace her pixie sticks with salt licks or something.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
You're supposed to text me things like that so when it happens she's at least a little unsure of who did it.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Fuck that. I want her to know and quake in terror. THERE IS GLITTER ON MY DESK, WADE.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
You know, there's this thing they make called a vacuum. It probably won't help with the glitter in your hair, but it should definitely get rid of the pile of it on your desk.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
It's the fucking principle of the thing. Help me out here, asshole.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure it's against company policy to shoot coworkers while on company property but hang on, I'll double check the handbook and get back to you on that.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Fuck you Wade. You're on the list.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I'm on a lot of lists.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Yeah well aren't you supposed to be on MY side?

Date: 2015-01-30 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Yeah. That's why I dropped the minivac at your desk.

Date: 2015-01-30 02:47 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-01-30 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
You're lucky I know you can probably hit me. Which reminds me, Danger room practice? I need someone who can actually shoot me to practice dodging. (You only get rubber bullets, don't smile so much. )

Date: 2015-01-30 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
I agree. Jubilee must die.
However, I used to live with Miss Clarice Ferguson, Queen of All That Glitters, so I have advice - this glitter problem is solvable.

There is duct tape in the supply closet - roll it backwards onto your hand to make a sticky mitten, pat your desk. Repeat with as many mittens as necessary.

For your hair, you want to wash it with cool water, then use A LOT of conditioner and a very fine toothed comb, then rinse in the coldest water you can stand.

Then go find someone with a cat and borrow their cat hair remover to get the rest.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I'll clean this shit up later but maybe you can talk your asshole of a boytoy into shooting Jubbernuts.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
You can come watch him shoot rubber bullets at me if it'll make you feel better.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Get fucked, glitterbitch.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
And now to be the buzzkill - both of you stop. We have visitors in the office on a regular basis and if they see mimes and clowns and glitter, they are not going to think we are professional, they are going to think we are a literal circus.

Keep your hijinx to your living areas, please. The mansion is an acceptable hijinx location, the offices are. not.

Jubilee, if you glitter bomb Cammie's desk, or anyone else's desk ever again, I am going to personally fire you. That is entirely unacceptable behavior.

Cammie, no more mimes or clowns unless you send them to the mansion.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Look, I just h ired the creepy bastards to follow her around. I didn't send them HERE. She led them here, because she's fucking satan.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
I do not care, next time tell them the office is off-limits.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Fine. I will. But I fucking swear I didn't tell them to come to the office.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
You hired them, you should have thought ahead to tell them to not follow her to her workplace. Think about your job and your co-workers and your cover next time, not just about how hilarious pranking Jubilee is.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I got it, okay? Jesus fucking christ. It won't happen again.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Okay, okay. No more glitter bombs. (At least not at the office. ) What about cake? I feel that a cakeless office is a sad office.

(Can you fire me? I'm not sure I was ever actively hired. I mean, sure, you can fire me, but there'd be no paperwork involved. I'm going to stop helping now. )

Date: 2015-01-30 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
I am not joking, Jubilee. I am not even a little bit funny. What do you think would have happened if Garrison's father had walked into the office? Or one of our previous contacts in Russia?

If the two of you cannot be professional, it does not matter if I cannot actually fire you, I will find a way.

Date: 2015-01-30 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
I know, I know. I let blowing off steam happen in an unprofessional manner. It won't happen again. I'll help clean up the glitter, then I'm going back to the mansion.

(I'm not arguing here, dude. Sorry I made you be the adult. )

Date: 2015-01-31 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com
Actually, could we not encourage the sending of random, possibly indiscreet strangers to the mansion? Ones who may not be entirely sympathetic to mutants and may witness a powers-malfunction from an unfortunate student here for their own safety and may choose to act on or sell information about said mansion and make all our lives unpleasant?

Cheers.

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