xp_scorpion: (smirking)
2015-01-30 07:11 am

*cackling*

Operation: Hire a flock of mimes to annoy Jubbertubbers HAS COMMENCED.
xp_scorpion: (Scorpion)
2015-01-27 03:38 pm

(no subject)

This just in: Frenchie is a bitch with no concept of fun.
xp_scorpion: (almost laughing)
2015-01-27 06:55 am

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It is seven in the fucking morning and we already have a two-for Tuesday here. I love punching people and tossing them out on their asses.
xp_scorpion: (almost laughing)
2014-02-14 07:28 pm

[phone post]

lol i don't think tabs likes the guys i keep sending her. and they're all so cute!

this msg has been brought to u by public embarrassment
xp_scorpion: (Scorpion)
2013-10-28 08:20 am

Hey Assholes

What the fuck happened to my plans for a quiet fucking birthday hanging out with Kurt?
xp_scorpion: (pale grin)
2013-08-11 03:30 pm

Movie Night~

Okay, I know I don't do this shit often, but in my wonderful travels of WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT land, I stumbled on this wonderful thing. It even stars Ron Fucking Jeremy. And is called One-Eyed Monster. This has to be watched. By everyone.

I'm not even fucking kidding.
xp_scorpion: (pale grin)
2012-07-20 08:52 pm

Shopping and shit

Shit, I'm going to have to stop shopping at the Oddities store. They keep wanting to put me on that fucking show but at least the owners know I don't want any part of that shit. Which is good because they have the best thing.

To everyone I work with. There are pig hearts on your desk in jars of pig heart preservatives.

Me? I ate mine. And drank the juice.

And it was AMAZING.
xp_scorpion: (frizzy hair side half grin)
2012-06-21 09:16 am

...

And now, a visual representation of the office the last few days:



I love this show.
xp_scorpion: (Scorpion)
2012-06-19 05:07 pm

(no subject)

Wade, you have ten fucking minutes to bring it back before I come and kill you.

Starting.

Now.
xp_scorpion: (bio-hazard)
2011-10-22 01:17 pm

Fuck this shit.

I can't stop playing this fucking minecraft game. I blame YOU, Doug.
xp_scorpion: (seriously too much)
2011-09-15 01:56 am

Deadliest What Now?

Okay, Netflix has Deadliest Warrior on it and I've been watching the fuck out of that show now.

But I have to wonder, since they're doing a Vampires vs. Zombies episode for their season finale if I should write and demand a fucking mutants vs. aliens. Because we'd so kick Marvin the Martian's ass all the way back to mars, am I right? 'Course I am.

Still wondering how the hell the Jesse James gang beat Al Capone, I mean, COME THE FUCK ON. THEY HAD TOMMY GUNS!
xp_scorpion: (almost laughing)
2011-01-16 09:31 pm

Just saying before I step out for the night...



Cammie: WIN
Kyle: LOSE

I am awesome. You totally lost.

Now, to the Cammiemobile! I am off like a prom dress!
xp_scorpion: (braids)
2010-09-20 11:37 pm

...

I have no idea WTF this is, but I can't look away...

xp_scorpion: (hat glare)
2010-06-27 08:04 am

(no subject)

Before I go down to the medlab, can someone else tell me I'm not going insane here? What's wrong with this picture? Besides the fact my webcam sucks.

Photobucket
xp_scorpion: (Default)
2010-05-02 10:00 pm

(no subject)

For Sale: One Roomate.

Twenty dollars or best offer.
xp_scorpion: (b&w over the shoulder)
2010-01-02 09:21 pm

(no subject)

So holy crap. Who woke me up earlier? I blame whoever was yelling for interrupting one of the best dreams ever.
xp_scorpion: (close up down)
2009-12-14 05:23 pm

(no subject)

Randomly, I r a High School Grad-U-Ate.

Like officially. And stuff.
xp_scorpion: (side grinning braids)
2009-09-10 10:44 pm

But it's MY Gazebo!



It's amazing what you can find online. And I can honestly say, I never aimed so high as gazebo theft.
xp_scorpion: (close up down)
2009-07-26 09:48 pm

FYI

Okay, I just noticed this... Catseye said she was going to go out into the woods earlier and I haven't seen her since. I mean, I'm wandering around right now and haven't run into her.

Just a heads up so no one freaks out about her being AWOL. She can take care of herself, and I think she needs to have some space after the cat thing today.

Just a heads up, I guess.