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It's amazing how quiet this place is when everyone's getting drunk at the boathouse. Hey Lil, if it wasn't so predictable now would be a great time to do that thing I'm not supposed to. 'Cept that be too predictable.

In other news, next time I'm working at the clothing store if I catch that girl who keeps coming in and thinks she's good at shoplifting I'm going to drag her out back and beat her senseless. So if I end up in jail anytime soon, that's why. She's not even good at it. It's funny when she doesn't even notice me taking the stuff right back out of her bag.