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Operation: Hire a flock of mimes to annoy Jubbertubbers HAS COMMENCED.

This just in: Frenchie is a bitch with no concept of fun.

It is seven in the fucking morning and we already have a two-for Tuesday here. I love punching people and tossing them out on their asses.

lol i don't think tabs likes the guys i keep sending her. and they're all so cute!

this msg has been brought to u by public embarrassment

What the fuck happened to my plans for a quiet fucking birthday hanging out with Kurt?

Okay, I know I don't do this shit often, but in my wonderful travels of WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT land, I stumbled on this wonderful thing. It even stars Ron Fucking Jeremy. And is called One-Eyed Monster. This has to be watched. By everyone.

I'm not even fucking kidding.

Shit, I'm going to have to stop shopping at the Oddities store. They keep wanting to put me on that fucking show but at least the owners know I don't want any part of that shit. Which is good because they have the best thing.

To everyone I work with. There are pig hearts on your desk in jars of pig heart preservatives.

Me? I ate mine. And drank the juice.

And it was AMAZING.

And now, a visual representation of the office the last few days:

I love this show.

Wade, you have ten fucking minutes to bring it back before I come and kill you.

Starting.

Now.

I can't stop playing this fucking minecraft game. I blame YOU, Doug.

Okay, Netflix has Deadliest Warrior on it and I've been watching the fuck out of that show now.

But I have to wonder, since they're doing a Vampires vs. Zombies episode for their season finale if I should write and demand a fucking mutants vs. aliens. Because we'd so kick Marvin the Martian's ass all the way back to mars, am I right? 'Course I am.

Still wondering how the hell the Jesse James gang beat Al Capone, I mean, COME THE FUCK ON. THEY HAD TOMMY GUNS!

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Modest Mouse - This Devil's Workday