Deadliest What Now?

[xp_scorpion]

Okay, Netflix has Deadliest Warrior on it and I've been watching the fuck out of that show now.

But I have to wonder, since they're doing a Vampires vs. Zombies episode for their season finale if I should write and demand a fucking mutants vs. aliens. Because we'd so kick Marvin the Martian's ass all the way back to mars, am I right? 'Course I am.

Still wondering how the hell the Jesse James gang beat Al Capone, I mean, COME THE FUCK ON. THEY HAD TOMMY GUNS!

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Cunning often wins out over brute strength. Quality over quantity.

I need to find this show.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Please. A spray of bullets should've taken out the entire gang. I think they totally showed favoritism, because some guys are fucking nuts over the old west shit.

And it's really easy, it's on the netflix instant watch thing. I'll lend you my account for it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

No, no - see. They knew how to duck and hide behind things in the old west. They kept their heads down until the dudes with the tommy-guns had to reload and then bam. Single shot to the head.

Sweet. I think I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Still not buying it. I mean, this is fucking Al Capone we're talking about right? But maybe for more of an even fight they should've used John Dillinger, but what do I know? I'm a girl~ :P

If you're going to be hitting it up during the day, check with me first. I need something to keep me from going insane. And it's easier to pause a movie than it is to walk away from Call of Duty.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't say anything about you being a girl. That was all you. I have known some mighty fine ladies who could've given me a run for my money in straight up hand-to-hand and with precision shooting.

What're you going insane for?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Working a front desk is fucking boring, that's all I'll say.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I know where you work. Be careful what you wish for.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Anything is better than nothing.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You'd rather be filing? I'm pretty sure filing would be worse than working a front desk.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Fuck no. I wouldn't rather be fucking filing.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Then whyfor art thou whining, Padawan?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Now you know why I was deliriously happy when you took over from me.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I could show episodes of this in history classes... it's educational AND historic! And I could be lazy and sit around! It's win/win!

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

See? I'd totally go to that class.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You know I can see all of your internet usage on office computers, right?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so? :p I got dirt on you too. Most of it worse than what I watch on netflix when there's nothing else to do.