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[xp_scorpion]

This just in: Frenchie is a bitch with no concept of fun.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I thought giving Kurt an excuse to go rescue you from your ridiculous work ethic was enormous fun!

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Go fuck yourself. I was having a great time. But nooooooooooooooooooooo.

[xp_daytripper]

Well, there's the part where we probably shouldn't attract too much attention to the office that functions as a cover for things. Multiple assaults tends to do that.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I wasn't really beating the shit out of people. But it's fun to tell them to get the fuck out and force them out the door.

But noooo. "You'll FREEZE Cammie." "Laughing at the misfortune of others is WRONG, Cammie."

[xp_daytripper]

If it makes you feel better, I'd have left you out in the snow? ;)

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Of course you would. You know a good time.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I only said the first one. Laughing at the misfortune of others is a fine past-time.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I'd sympathize but I'm too busy laughing at you.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, laugh it up asshole. See who doesn't buzz your ass in tomorrow.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You know she can get in from the window in my office, yes? I gave her a key.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

See? You're a fucking kill joy. But now I know she has it and she won't come the morning.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

*amused* I don't actually need a key, dude. I gots l33t thief skillz, yo. Which reminds me, I need to check our security and talk to Doug at some stage.

I don't know when I started to adult but I don't like it, it's disturbing. You need to come out and party with me before I start looking at 401k plans or shit like that.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Why do you think we're friends? We're not friends.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Aww. You have wounded me. Look, I'm bleeding. I'll just have to take my uncanny awesomeness and go drinking alone. Woe! Woe onto all the world, I am so alone and friendless.

Dude, just go with it. I promise I'll totally swear that you had a horrible time and made disgusted noises the entire time.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

No, we're not fucking friends. And we're not friends who fuck. Or hang out together or anything. You're dating Kurt that's it. So okay, bye now.

...Are you waving outside the door? STOP THAT.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Pft. Dude, you're totally going to regret staying here. Here is paperwork and void. Out there is a teleport by said boyfriend Kurrt to fun dancing and the possibility you might meet another crankypants to make poisonous barbs at.

Think of all those crankypantses, Cammieless and bereft.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I. Hate. You.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Of course you do. It's hard not to hate perfection, afterall.