Shopping and shit

Shit, I'm going to have to stop shopping at the Oddities store. They keep wanting to put me on that fucking show but at least the owners know I don't want any part of that shit. Which is good because they have the best thing.

To everyone I work with. There are pig hearts on your desk in jars of pig heart preservatives.

Me? I ate mine. And drank the juice.

And it was AMAZING.