Dude, drinking drano in front of dumbass fratboys doesn't count if you like the stuff. Which reminds me, hey, we were testing some new stuff to clear the drains in the guys' locker room down in the basement and it didn't work so well but there's some left. Do you want it?

And not having to. Dude, it's what I do for waking up and fun. I don't see you pushing yourself to be more awesome, which is why I am way more awesome than you are.