I agree. Jubilee must die. However, I used to live with Miss Clarice Ferguson, Queen of All That Glitters, so I have advice - this glitter problem is solvable.
There is duct tape in the supply closet - roll it backwards onto your hand to make a sticky mitten, pat your desk. Repeat with as many mittens as necessary.
For your hair, you want to wash it with cool water, then use A LOT of conditioner and a very fine toothed comb, then rinse in the coldest water you can stand.
Then go find someone with a cat and borrow their cat hair remover to get the rest.
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Date: 2015-01-30 11:26 pm (UTC)However, I used to live with Miss Clarice Ferguson, Queen of All That Glitters, so I have advice - this glitter problem is solvable.
There is duct tape in the supply closet - roll it backwards onto your hand to make a sticky mitten, pat your desk. Repeat with as many mittens as necessary.
For your hair, you want to wash it with cool water, then use A LOT of conditioner and a very fine toothed comb, then rinse in the coldest water you can stand.
Then go find someone with a cat and borrow their cat hair remover to get the rest.