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[xp_scorpion]

I was watching this show on the History Channel the other night and it was about Aliens coming in contact with ancient cultures.

And one of the guys went on and on and on about how this explained mutants. Like us having alien DNA or something.

I think I'm going to use this to start a cult.

Comments

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

And I'm the crazy one?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yep. You are the crazy one. I know full well what my cult will be based on is a load of total BS.

It was funny though, watching a guy with that many PhDs argue we're aliens.

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

So you're just in it to mess with people, then. I see. :)

Just because you have a PhD doesn't mean you're actually smart.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yep. Mess with them and have them worship me. You know, the American dream. The one that comes right after suing someone for loads of money.

Oh yeah, this guy proved it.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Zombie cult?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

No. Alien cult. Almost as good. Only more amusing.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Hm. My Zombies vs. your Aliens. Could be an interesting battle.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Aliens > Zombies.

Evidence: Aliens, by dint of traveling here, have mastered technology. I have empirical data that shows a sufficient grasp of technology is superior to the animated dead.

Lever-action shotguns, for instance.

Goddamn zombie horses.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Not unless said Zombies have my bio-aura. Hence them being MY Zombies.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be a necro-aura if applied to the undead? And assuming that said bio-aura confers no extra mass nor momentum save that provided by your not-inconsiderable stature, when applied to objects of lesser mass and thus lesser inertial resistance - well, then you have one large game of zombie billiards.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what the fuck you just said other than that you're trying to kill our game with your stupid science-babble.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Simmer down, high pockets.

On the upside, I can attest that zombies do have the advantage of being more firmly grounded in reality. I have yet to run over any aliens with the Blackbird.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

We get death rays and little green/gray men with big eyes. You have hordes of the undead.

The result? We sell tickets for Monday... Monday... Monday...