Dude, drinking drano in front of dumbass fratboys doesn't count if you like the stuff. Which reminds me, hey, we were testing some new stuff to clear the drains in the guys' locker room down in the basement and it didn't work so well but there's some left. Do you want it?
And not having to. Dude, it's what I do for waking up and fun. I don't see you pushing yourself to be more awesome, which is why I am way more awesome than you are.
Sure, I'll take it. Gimme Gimme. Always looking for new chemicals. And I don't do this shit in front of fratboys. Fratboys are pussies. My "friends" are all bikers and punks.
You don't see me pushing myself to more hardcore awesome because you don't come and watch me get my ass handed to me weekly by one of the most evil men alive today. Who has bigger balls than both of us, but that's a different story.
Dude, Logan tapes that crap. I watch it on replay. It's totally like my saturday morning cartoons only without the cartoons and more with laughing at you having to do pushups.
Oh, well, that's nice crap to know. I'm glad you enjoy tapes of me doing pushups. Must be like porn to you. But you know what? Can't touch this. I'm sorry.
But it's nice to know you get off to watching me be more manly than you.
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Date: 2010-09-21 05:19 am (UTC)And not having to. Dude, it's what I do for waking up and fun. I don't see you pushing yourself to be more awesome, which is why I am way more awesome than you are.
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Date: 2010-09-21 05:25 am (UTC)You don't see me pushing myself to more hardcore awesome because you don't come and watch me get my ass handed to me weekly by one of the most evil men alive today. Who has bigger balls than both of us, but that's a different story.
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Date: 2010-09-21 05:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-21 05:36 am (UTC)But it's nice to know you get off to watching me be more manly than you.