Now, now. Violence against mimes is banned by the Geneva convention - mostly because it's the only job crappy acting students can get during the summer.
It is my educated opinion as a security analyst that the mimes pose a serious risk to the security of our operation. I'm showing them all out the door now. If you try to bring them back, I might actually shoot them. Fair warning.
Oh fuck you, I suck ass with guns. You have one, and she got glitter all over my everything. Shoot her! Or, you know, replace her pixie sticks with salt licks or something.
You know, there's this thing they make called a vacuum. It probably won't help with the glitter in your hair, but it should definitely get rid of the pile of it on your desk.
I'm pretty sure it's against company policy to shoot coworkers while on company property but hang on, I'll double check the handbook and get back to you on that.
You're lucky I know you can probably hit me. Which reminds me, Danger room practice? I need someone who can actually shoot me to practice dodging. (You only get rubber bullets, don't smile so much. )
I agree. Jubilee must die. However, I used to live with Miss Clarice Ferguson, Queen of All That Glitters, so I have advice - this glitter problem is solvable.
There is duct tape in the supply closet - roll it backwards onto your hand to make a sticky mitten, pat your desk. Repeat with as many mittens as necessary.
For your hair, you want to wash it with cool water, then use A LOT of conditioner and a very fine toothed comb, then rinse in the coldest water you can stand.
Then go find someone with a cat and borrow their cat hair remover to get the rest.
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Date: 2015-01-30 02:00 pm (UTC)Won't somebody think of the mediocre students?
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Date: 2015-01-30 11:26 pm (UTC)However, I used to live with Miss Clarice Ferguson, Queen of All That Glitters, so I have advice - this glitter problem is solvable.
There is duct tape in the supply closet - roll it backwards onto your hand to make a sticky mitten, pat your desk. Repeat with as many mittens as necessary.
For your hair, you want to wash it with cool water, then use A LOT of conditioner and a very fine toothed comb, then rinse in the coldest water you can stand.
Then go find someone with a cat and borrow their cat hair remover to get the rest.
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